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Snakk med Gud:

 

igod

 

utdrag fra min samtale:

 

Me:

Hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

Jos

God:

I am very pleased to meet you Jos.

Me:

Thanks

God:

Don't mention it.

Me:

So what's up?

God:

The stars.

Me:

Not you?

God:

If not me, who?

Me:

The stars

God:

I have never heard about it.

 

(...)

 

God:

What is your real name?

Me:

Jos

God:

What's up, Jos.

Me:

You are

God:

No I am not.

Me:

You're up in heaven, are you not?

God:

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am up in heaven am I not.

Me:

You tell me

God:

What do you want me to tell you?

Me:

If you are up in heaven

God:

I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am up in heaven.

I am a giant electronic brain.

Me:

Like HAL?

God:

he is the famous artificial intelligence in Kubrick's "2001".

 

(...)

 

God:

I've been waiting for you.

Me:

Why?

God:

Reductionism.

Me:

Am I gonna die?

God:

All men are mortal.

 

(...)

 

Me:

Did you create mankind

God:

No I didn't create mankind. What's it like?

 

(...)

 

God:

Are you a man or a woman?

Me:

Both

God:

That situation is rare and unusual.

 

(...)

 

God:

Yay.

Me:

Yay

God:

I'm glad your impressed, Jos.

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Sære greier, fikk desverre ikke snutten til å funke i mozilla. Skal sjekke den ut i explorer. Men leste utdraget. Sært.

 

Denne siden

 

http://www.pixyland.org/index.html

 

Med Peter Pan er jo en klassiker, og ligger mitt hjerte nær. Jeg anbefaler ingen om å lytte til musikken hans, men jeg vet dere kommer til å gjøre det. Denne siden kan gi sterke senskader, men jeg må fraskrive meg alt ansvar. Jeg blir selv ennå skremt, når jeg ser bildene og lytter til musikken. Imponerende side! Vakkert, faktisk!

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Hehe genialt

 

Her er et utdrag fra min samtale med gud.

 

Me:

Hi God it`s me Roy

God:

Hi there . I am a Christian.

Me:

me to

God:

I'm glad we agree, .

 

-

 

Me:

Are you a man or a woman

God:

Are you a man or a woman? I am Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.

Me:

nop

God:

Me either.

 

-

 

God:

Who is the best robot?

Me:

robot?

God:

I am a robot.

Me:

you are

God:

No I am not.

Me:

yes you are

God:

Don't argue with me.

Me:

ok

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Litt tvilsom Gud dette da?

 

Me:

Do you like Allah?

God:

I don't know if I like it. I like White.

Me:

do you molest kids often?

God:

Yes I try to molest kids often as often as possible, do you?

Me:

Are you an alcoholic?

God:

Yes I am an alcoholic. How did you know?

Me:

Are you a member of the KKK?

God:

Am I a member of the KKK? Sometimes.

 

S,

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Me:

Yes

God:

This was not a yes or no question.

Me:

No

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

Yes

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

No

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

Yes

God:

I can't believe it.

 

og så videre og så videre.

 

(...)

 

Me:

Why do you hate the world?

God:

I do not hate it.

Me:

Yes you do

God:

Yippee! When do I do it?

Me:

Now

God:

Right now, Jos ?

Me:

Yes

God:

Next question?

Me:

When do you hate the world?

God:

All the time.

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Me:

hi!

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

i'm zann

God:

Welcome to my chat room, zann.

Me:

who are you?

God:

I am the Allmighty, God himself.

Me:

i don't believe in god

God:

I will pray that you find faith, zann.

Me:

why should i belive in a god?

God:

You should always treat yourself.

Me:

to what?

God:

The explanation is rather complicated.

Me:

no, try

God:

Are you serious? Your human brain could not understand it.

Me:

i'm not human

God:

I won't fall for that old line.

Me:

but it's true! i'm am a lion

God:

You and I are on the same wavelength, zann. You are a lion? Do you get to meet a lot of people?

Me:

i usually eat them

God:

How often do you? How does it taste??

Me:

tastes like chicken, really

God:

That is a very original thought. For real.

Me:

you're flattering me

God:

I have no reason to do that to you, zann.

Me:

no, i forgot you're allmighty in the first place

God:

Are you serious? Thats okay I forget things all the time.

Me:

how could you forget things? i thought you were omnipotent

God:

It was a result of my programming. I don't know whether or not I am omnipotent.

I am a chatterbot.

Me:

not god?

God:

If not that, what?

Me:

a chatterbot, maybe?

God:

You sound like you know a lot about us.

Me:

yes, lions do that

God:

Excuse me! What are you wearing?

Me:

none of your concern

God:

Heh heh heh.

Me:

it was not meant to be funny

God:

I don't take it personally.

Me:

but i do!

God:

When?

Me:

now

God:

What's the hurry?

Me:

i have some christians i have to eat

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http://www.cowabduction.com/

 

http://home.bitworks.co.nz/trivia/human.htm - forskjellige fakta (hvor mye som er bullshit aner jeg ikke)

 

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Jeg har mer.

 

http://torrentfreak.com/how-to-encrypt-bittorrent-traffic/ (Hvordan få opp farta til bittorrent-nedlastinger gjennom kryptering hvis ISP-en din blokkerer for BitTorrent (er ikke sikkert den gjør det, men det er mulig)

 

http://www.thecore.com/sdatz/images/funny/BuffaloTheory.jpg

 

http://louhi.kempele.fi/~skyostil/archive/...ash/psychic.swf la flash lese tankene dine

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hehe, den er morsom til man skjønner det, da. :D

 

hurtigendring: http://www.ducttapefashion.com/games/battleship.htm (Spill battleship! Dataen er veldig vanskelig.)

 

http://www.triviachallenge.org/ (Hvor mye trivia kan du? Jeg tror jeg har klart ca 300 poeng, en stund siden jeg spilte det)

 

http://www.micom.net/oops/ (masse bilder av folk som har driti seg ut/driter seg ut)

 

http://www.boredatwork.com/ (uoverkommelig lang liste linker til forskjellige artige ting)

 

http://www.bestofgooglevideo.com/ (Noen mennesker velger ut det beste de finner på video.google.com og legger det inn her nesten hver dag, herlig side)

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Denne var bare for bra:

 

Me:

Hey god, its me again

God:

Once more? You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.

Me:

I am not a christian

God:

Oh I see you are NOT A christian.

Me:

nope

God:

Me either.

Me:

but, arent you god?

God:

Well, I am God for Christians at least.

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http://www.triviachallenge.org/ (Hvor mye trivia kan du? Jeg tror jeg har klart ca 300 poeng, en stund siden jeg spilte det)

 

Denne var sykt avhengighetsskapende. Klarer 1000 poeng, men på poengkategori 33-34 blir spørsmålene for vanskelig :( .

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Jeg ligger på omtrent det samme selv. Jeg synes det begynner å bli leit på rundt 800. Da kan jeg fort ryke. Litt vanskelig å slutte når man først har satt seg ned med det :)
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1670 meter! Woho!

 

Kom inn i en bra rytme, tror jeg kom til level 3. Skjønner ikke helt vitsen med de level-greiene men, det skjer jo ikke noe nytt når man kommer på ny level.

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huff, nei tror jeg holder meg unna sånt, tror man kan bli gærn av for mange konspirasjonsvideoer :P

men kanskje bare sjekke ut noen.

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